In case you’re wondering how my day has been, imagine this 20-second video lasting 8 hours.
Let’s not forget Scott Mechlowicz, the first pope to have grown up in Texas.
In the future, geopolitical disputes will be resolved by representatives of each nation in single combat.
In giant robot suits.
Because science.
Snoopy dancing to a-ha won’t solve all of your problems, but it will get some of them.
Pit Bull Puppy Runs On Treadmill To ‘Eye Of The Tiger.’
At about the 3:00 mark, the cutest thing you will see all decade happens.
The dogs at play. Note how, at the 1:39 mark, they both turn to look at me, as if to say “You’re not filming this, are you?”
2 AM and I’m still awake, writing a songIf I get it all down on paper, it’s no longer inside of me,
Threatening the life it belongs to
And I feel like I’m naked in front of the crowd
Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud
And I know that you’ll use them, however you want to.
Seriously, who didn’t want a dog like Barkley as a kid?
pig. stairs. oatmeal.
just watch it
oh my goodness this is ADORABLE
Definitely worth sticking it out to the end of the video.
I’m sharing this for the line at 1:03:
“The first reason why ‘nice guys’ don’t finish last is that you’re already finishing first at something, and that’s being a fucking idiot.”
